life defined by urban dictionary (18SX)

tadi aku bosan teramat sangat.

so aku saja2 la search dalam google.

jumpa satu benda menarik ni.

Go to www.urbandictionary.com, type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write a definition it gives you. I guarantee you’re gonna find some pretty hilarious results.


1. Name: Ain
another word for anus.

"Man I'd like to lick her ain!
*gila!aku tak suka lick2..huh!

2. Age: 22

The sex position where the couple is in a lunging position with the penis entering the male/female's asshole. Both participants are supposed to look like a 2.

Jacob: I get soo horny when i'm lunging!
Kyle: Lets do 22!
*ok..lucah gila..aku tahu*


3. What you should be doing: studying

An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper.

"Want to hang out?"

"No, I'm going to stay home and study."
*aku bukan begini orangnya*


4. Favorite color: Green

horny, referring to the idea that colors can induce feelings. (Orange=hungry, blue=calm, red=angry, green=horny)

I was so green last night I hit the first slut I could find.
*tak tahu lak aku hijau nu warna petunjuk kegersangan*


5. Favorite number: 6

The act of giving oral sex to a man. One half of the sexual position 69 ex. head, blow job, brain

Me and Traci got drunk last night and she ended up giving me some 6.

6. Month of your birthday: November

The most popular form of rain when getting married to a hot and sexy rockstar. Its hard to hold a candle in the cold November Rain.

7. Last person you talked to: Kamal

The definition of gangsta. Thuggish in every sense of the word.

"You better watch your girl, man. A kamal might snatch her up"

"That homie's mad kamal"
*beware of anyone bernama kamal.member aku nama kamal memang terkenal sebagai perampas awek orang..huh*


8. One of your nicknames: Ayon

An extremely homosexual man who enjoys the pleasures his own body has to offer, he slaps young men across the face with a dick ranging in size between 2-3 inches of power, .... he in other words is straight up GAY!!! GAY , when someone says ayon it is just gay.

Oh wow that guy is really Ayon .. how gay is he.
*i'm not a gay.aku adalah wanita. gila ke hape orang yang buat definition ni..sah2 aku tiada penis*

hillarious isn't it??
hehe..

for anyone yang baca entri nih, jika rajin sila la buat benda best nih..:P

*maaf jika entri ini berbaur lucah*